KA SHEE STEES: I MOVED!!!!

HA HA YOUR WIFE DIED
July 16

TUMBLR SUCKS!!!!

SO I MOVED TO HERE:http://www.kasheestees.wordpress.com

Please join me there or this baby dies.

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Crazy Days are here again.

I have on average about 12 minutes of free time a day. I usually return home at night, zombified, happy to be a really rich person. And I cuddle up with my wuvums puppies and watch jay leno into the early dawn, J-ing off into a couch cushion cover.

Here’s my puppie wuvums!

That’s Marcus, Goregeous, Jonathan, Blinky, and Waldorf and Buggster in the Foreground. Time for Dinner, sweetums!

Her: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh don’t kill me.

Me:


You crack me up, lady. Gotta go, my family is here:

July 12

SUCK IT, WHITEY

Did you ever watch that show Home Improvement? 

July 11
Still making a lot of positive changes in my life, like how I appear in a work environment. What do you think?

Still making a lot of positive changes in my life, like how I appear in a work environment. What do you think?

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“ ‘Uckin hot today blood. Bubble Boy Bronson, 1945-2007
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Inter-Office Memo To: Chuck, Stretch, Ascendancy, Sheckles, I. Stand Alone From: Dude with no head anymore RE: My head exploding KERSPLODE!!!!!!!!! End transmission

Inter-Office Memo

To: Chuck, Stretch, Ascendancy, Sheckles, I. Stand Alone

From: Dude with no head anymore

RE: My head exploding

KERSPLODE!!!!!!!!!

End transmission

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DEAR DIERY

Just hung out last night with a couple of friends at the local bar. No big deal.

But wait, that’s not one of my friends I’m squeezing the life out of-it’s actor/writer/songsmith Richard O’Brien—AND HE’S FROM GREAT ENGLAND!!!

POOF! He changed shape. He also told me he was Mr. Hand in Dark City, which impressed Drew a great deal. But we were sort of embarrassed because right at the next table was the REAL Mr. Hand:

He looked pissed, but he said he wasn’t going to punish us, he just wanted us to learn our lesson-then he started asking about the War of 1812, and I started answering because I was there.

Then in mid-question O’Brien just butts him in the head!

That’s when I ran. I don’t agree with his choices but damned if I don’t respect that man.

Also I stopped running after a couple of blocks and threw up out of disgust for that man.

July 10
Come see my show on Thursday, me and Beefwhistle (right) will be playing Hiro Ballroom.

Come see my show on Thursday, me and Beefwhistle (right) will be playing Hiro Ballroom.

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Kitties are cuties! My friend just bought a dog and named her Agatha.

Kitties are cuties! My friend just bought a dog and named her Agatha.

July 9

RACISM AND SISSIES

Reading Jonathan Lethem’s book about a little sissy white boy living in a racially charged neighborhood in Brooklyn and getting his bike stolen (seriously.) Am I supposed to care, Jonathan? This is Brooklyn we’re talking about here! My bike gets stolen every day! Just this morning this old white lady comes out of her pile of garbage and follows me down the street saying “white boy, come help me out, you’ll help me, you’re white” etc. She looked like this:

only covered in sores. And shame. And not in as good a mood.

Although to be fair, I looked like this:

A week ago, the kids on the stoop next to mine called out to me, confusing me with this guy:

And I looked nothing like that! I happened to be rocking out to my iPod and looking like this:

You just live with it. And you poison their water. But you don’t write a puss-novel about it. Oh, and the kid’s dad is an artist and his mom left him! BOO HOO

It’s a well-known fact that artists, specifically white artists, are the most discrimnated-against group on earth, Mr. Lethem.

Here’s you. I’m more attractive than you.

See? The prosecution rests.